The Bawl Mill

• Residents put on hold for frogs
• I’d like to buy a vowel please…

• “Burglar” makes a clean getaway
• $12 billion per month!

• And then there was one...
• The humble heros of the CEA

• Imitation is the sincerest form of...theft
• SF hands out more needles than report cards

• He made quite a splash
• Even the Pony Express was faster than this!
• They say it’s “snot” a joke…

• Wanted: real, live workers
• Always vote for yourself
• OMG! :(

• Chinese buyers turn their noses up at new car smell
• Sheriff’s office more than ready for emergencies...in the bathroom
• Saving money by not paying the bill

• Senators want you to help to pay California rent
• Someone’s got a bone to pick…

• Prospector banned from college campus
• Early retirement...

• The Forest Service worker who cried “wolf”
• Out of commission

• A hot deal 
• Backword logic punishes Seattle businesses...again

• Bio-mass is a bio-miss…
• Russia exploiting “useful idiots of unwitting environmental groups…”
• California has the best of the worst…

• “Pensions before Honesty. Great slogan.”
• An untimely death…

• Great at escaping, not so good at evading...
• Free firearms training classes...for teachers

• Judge in Bundy/Gold Butte trial takes it one step further
• No real loss for the National Park Service
• Time to redefine “non-essential”
• Who’s in charge of the button?

ICMJ applauds BLM whistleblower and US District Court Judge for their integrity

• Getting back to nature...
• When tin is more valuable than gold

• Apparently snow, rain, heat and gloom have been slowing down mail delivery
• Name that tune

• Those “dog-gone” fraud charges
• Fake news

• ESA wants a big win, not a win-win
• By The Numbers...